It’s hard to find information on male torso sex toys and which ones are the best, right?
You can stop worrying now though, because I’ll answer all of your questions.
The torsos (and dildos) listed here can give you the orgasms that you’ve always wanted to have – at an affordable price. If you have any other questions, ask them in the comments!
What is a Male Torso Sex Toy?
A male torso dildo is basically a hybrid between a full-on sex doll and a plain dildo.
It’s a human torso look-alike made from materials like TPE (thermoplastic elastomer) or silicone. Those materials are hypoallergenic and feel very realistic, humanlike.
But they also look real, with chiseled abs and pecs and a dildo attachment of the size that you desire most. Some even have an orifice that mimics the anus, which makes it the perfect toy for gay and trans people, as well as females.
Why Get A Torso With A Cock?
Why you should get a dildo torso instead of sex dolls or dildos?
Advantages over a Sex Doll
- Easier to hide
- Cheaper
- Easier to handle
- Easier to maintain
- It doesn’t seem as ‘crazy’
Advantages over a Dildo
- More realistic experience
- Can fulfill fantasies better
- You can occupy your hands with the body while doing it
- An extra orifice
- Not so boring
- Riding it is easier
I think they definitely have their place as an alternative to both dildos and sex dolls. It can give greater satisfaction because you can touch it like a human body and is also more affordable than a real sex doll so it doesn’t break the bank. The perfect middle, if you ask me!
What You Should Know Before Buying
There are a few things that are quite important for sex toys in general and love torsos specifically.
- TPE is a porous material and needs to be kept clean
In laymans terms: there are very small holes in the material that we cannot see.
Why this is so important?
These holes are the reason why bacteria, mildew and fungus can grow on it, which we obviously want to avoid as this wouldn’t be good for our health.
That doesn’t necessarily mean that porous sex toys are a safety hazard though. It just means you have to clean them well after using. Later in this article I’ll explain how to do that.
- The lifespan of these toys can be rather short (0-3 years)
Realistic feeling materials like TPE don’t exist naturally the way they are used in sex toys. They are infused with mineral oils which help make them feel and look so realistic. Many people mistake this as the material ‘sweating’. In reality the mineral oils are leaking which is not necessarily toxic but not good either.
Furthermore the price, while higher than the regular dildo, doesn’t necessarily indicate high quality. Sure, it might be better quality than your $15 dildo but it is far beneath a $1,500 sex doll. They break relatively easily as well compared to a more realistic love puppet.
I’m just telling you this to make sure you understand that this investment won’t last an eternity. If you want something truly realistic that will last a long time, you should look into a RealDoll like the one depicted here on the right.
Click here to read my article on the 10 Best Realistic Male Love Puppets.
- Hard to hide compared to a dildo
This is of course only a problem if you care about people’s knowledge of your sex toys. If you’re having visitors a lot or if you don’t live alone, you should think about storing your dildo torso beforehand. Unlike a dildo you cannot just put it in a drawer. These torso’s are rather big and relatively heavy too so find out if this could be a problem first.
The 5 Best Torso Dildos
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5. Realistic Frontal Love Doll
Pro | Contra |
---|---|
Skin feels realistic | Anal entry is small |
Pleasurable | Torso isn't life-sized |
Big dildo | Heavy |
Very durable | Toy lifespan is short |
Discreet Shipping |
4. Sexflesh Double Up Dennis
Pro | Contra |
---|---|
Feels realistic | Toy lifespan is short |
Pleasurable | Small body |
Huge dildo | Heavy |
Very durable | |
Discreet Shipping |
3. Sexflesh Chiseled Chad
Pro | Contra |
---|---|
Pleasurable | Torso isn't life-sized |
Big & realistic dildo | Heavy |
Durable | Skin doesn't feel very realistic |
Discreet Shipping | Toy lifespan is short |
2. Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly!
Pro | Contra |
---|---|
Skin feels realistic | Torso isn't life-sized |
Big & realistic dildo | Heavy |
Very Durable | |
Discreet Shipping | |
Very pleasurable | |
Easy cleaning |
1. Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly! Dude
Pro | Contra |
---|---|
Skin feels realistic | Rather expensive |
Big & realistic dildo | Heavy |
Very Durable | |
Discreet Shipping | |
Very pleasurable | |
Easy cleaning |
Should I Use Lube ?
Yes you should use lube! Unless you are really into rough play, not using lubricant will most likely not bring you pleasure. A full body dildo is just like any other sex toy.
Just make sure to use the right lube! If your torso dildo is made from silicone or TPE you should avoid oil, petroleum and silicone based lubricant because they will destroy your toy and render them useless by breaking down the materials.
You should be using water-based lube because it doesn’t react with the materials and is usually the safest bet in any kind of situation.
I highly recommend this water-based lubricant.
Should I Use A Condom?
This really depends on your own preferences. Both TPE and silicone are hypoallergenic and won’t cause allergies. Direct contact with the skin and even inserting the dildo or your own penis into the torso won’t harm you.
However, if you are sharing the torso with someone else, there is the risk of getting an STD so it would be safer to use a condom.
In addition, condoms help keep the torso clean so you don’t have to put as much effort into cleaning the torso after use.
Care & Maintenance
It is very important to keep your male torso dildo in good condition which means that you should clean it after every use. If you don’t clean it, bacteria will grow and can give you nasty infections. This goes for both the dildo and the orifice.
To clean the surfaces including the dildo I recommend to just use water and soap. Avoid completely submerging your torso in water in case there are holes that you can’t see. Just wiping with a washcloth is perfectly fine.
The water temperature should be slightly warm, but not hot! If your torso is made from
TPE, heat can and definitely will melt and destroy the material! Silicone can withstand heat better but slightly warm water will do just fine here too.
When cleaning the orifice you might have issues getting in there. In that case you should consider using a vaginal irrigator or an enema bulb. This way you can squirt the soap-water into the orifice. Do this a couple times and then a last time with water only.
I highly recommend this enema bulb, it’s super cheap and multifunctional!
If that’s not an option right now, you can use a shower head or a squirt bottle too. It might be a little harder to get in there though, which is why I recommend a bulb.
When you’re done cleaning you should consider using renewal powder on your sex torso. Renewal powder is a great way to maintain sex toys made from TPE and silicone. It is made out of talc or cornstarch. But if you have babypowder that will do the job too!
The powder will make the toy last longer and keep it feeling like it’s brand new. If you don’t use any, your toy will start feeling a little less realistic after every use and will therefore break and leak sooner.
I highly recommend this renewal powder.
As for storing, you should keep your torso in a dry, cool and dark place. Sun exposure, humidity and heat are not good for the materials at all. You should also avoid putting black clothing onto it because it is likely to stain the material.
Conclusion
Now that we’ve seen the 5 best male torso sex toys and learnt some do’s and don’ts it’s time to summarize what we’ve learnt.
There are relatively few torso dildos out there, but they come in a few different ways. They can mimic whole bodies that are just missing limbs or merely represent an ass and a dick.
This makes them a great alternative to sex dolls, which might be too expensive, and dildos, which can get boring after some time. With a male torso sex toy you can get better variety and have something to touch too, while masturbating.
There are budget options as well as high quality and max-realism options that can get rather expensive. Either way, it is important to keep your doll clean and maintain and store it well, so don’t forget to wash and powder it. Don’t keep it in warm places because this will damage the material.
That’s it!
I hope you enjoyed my article and if you have any questions you can ask them in the comment section below or send me an email here.
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